Liz "Left Eye" No-Pez Her name's Liz, This is her left eye, and she doesn't like Pez sweet dispensers. You see. This is the eye that Queen Mother went to America to have put in. It is the same eye that Steve Guttenberg used in the Police Academy films to look at girls. After Guttenburg stopped being famous and talented, the government came around in the middle of the night, and sucked it out with straws, before rinsing it in warm water and giving it to the Queen Mother. Eye Specs (ha ha!)
Viewing range : 1cm - 500 parsecs | Lasers : Yes
Retinal cone internal angle : 12 degrees | Tiny at night? : No
When witnessing injustice : Beeps, with vibrate option | Operating outside of Queen : only for secret murders.