[back to doctor deacon]
Milan Comes Up Smelling of Trumps
As if by magic, Milan responded to my complaints that no-one had doctored this photo by doctoring this photo. A most welcome - if a little predictable - response. As ever, this self-proclaimed Joey Deacon fetishist has neither come up trumps, nor come up smelling of roses.... he comes up smelling of trumps.

| "Whilst consuming his own faeces at gunpoint, Joey utilised his peripheral vision to admire Tom's fly fishing skills"

Milan, Milan, Milan. Please let me buy you a pet. A big pet, like a pet monster. It will love you as much as I do.