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SICK BOY

Sick boy, you are a girl! How can this be?

| This is from a girl who shares my memory of the Naughty Torty, who it appears does exist! Yes, there was indeed a six foot poorly tortoise, who walked into an audience of children and vomited ghee upon and about them - all in the name of Saturday Morning television. As if that wasn't enough, this pumper of a picture came steaming through my phone line - if ears could see, I'd be talking light! Josie Rogers, I dub thee top. Have a Box of Mint Matchmakers.