## Embolden thine Spirit, Noble Hunter!

### & have a butcher's at the moisten lippy

So, the wettest of the lipsticks is now under your command. You are truly a force to be reckoned with, and this will truly be a crusade the tale of which will reverberate throughout the dreams of generations to come.

Having said that, of course, I wouldn't bother telling anyone about your crusade, as having got this far you are irredeemably stamped as having nothing better to do. For all the role-playing buffs out there, here's the information that you lot have to know about anything before it can exist in your made-up worlds.

Name
  The Lipstick of Water
Made Up Name
  The Lost Gob Balm of Quexacotl
Powers
  Can distract amorous taxi drivers
  Can be used to cover stains left on walls by Blu-Tac
Can it be used to cast spells?
  Sadly, no. It is - after all - only a lipstick. To be honest with you, it's not even that wet.
So I can't use it to wreak a devastating revenge against the bully at school?
  Again, no. In fact, if you show them the lipstick, and shout "I wield the Lost Balm of Quexacotl", the bullying is very likely to get much, much, worse.
I wet myself.
  Your mother must be very proud.

The Code "MF" is inscribed into the trunk of the lipstick.
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