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WILL BERNARD
BE SWAYED*?

| The 1999 Bernard single, "You Must Go On", which isn't actually all that bad. If I could just get the idea out of my head that he's just a guitar-y version of Ian Broudie, who makes me sick on every possible level....
WILL IT WORK?
+ Sense of innocent justice must not go unrewarded! + Little Mandy was very polite. | - Maybe I should have taken the 99p price tag off?

*It is inconceivable that I do not work for the Melody Maker. They don't know how many top headlines they are missing out on, because I am working in a shitty pub.