How I Opened A New Tesco Shop

"Tesco; it's shopping Al fresco
Only it's indoors, but the prices never soar
Like an eagle in the sky
Two for one deals make the value high
Gun-toting madman shooting in aisle eight
Sees the price of Cup-a-Soup and throws his piece away
Bang bang bang prices falling through the night
Pleasing people who are tight
Everything's alright
Try a lighter bite
Everything's alright
Lights are nice and bright
No potato blight
Everything's alright
Spittle flecked with spite,
Sainsbury's is shite!
Light up the night -
Ignite their sites!
Laugh at their plight,
Everything's alright"

At that point they asked me to stop, because technically I was inciting driminal damage and arson. Technically, this also makes them a bunch of pussies. Bambalakka Pow-wow!