The Electronical Prayer
with automated forgiveness

With this exciting new internet that everyone is going tits-out for at the moment, I decided to open a hotline for prayers, with online forgiveness. Within days, my email address was flooded with a trickle of really saucy emails, which I enjoyed reading enormously.

Then Terry Scott wrote to me. He was having terrible trouble. Few people realise that the real life Terry Scott is even more prone to disaster that Terry Medford, his TV Terry persona. And since June left him to appear on Absolutely Fabulous, he's been at his wit's end. I decided to give Terry a big Messianic one to one. You may read it.