From : Jesus Christ
Date : 13 March 2000
To : Terry Scott
Subject : Re: Crikey!

Hate to say it again, Terry, but play it for laughs. Dress up like you're going to the Rocky Horror Show. Go as Columbia - you vampy tart! When your boss arrives, whip out a taser and tell him that you're "hunting fish". Flush out the showgirl by playing the can-can, then zap her! Your boss will be so impressed by your hatred of womenkind that he will start slobbering and breathing in eager little pants. But not your pants, if you're fast enough!

As Duncan Norvelle so rightly observed, gay men like nothing more that chasing and being chased. Before you run away, tap him playfully on the forearm and make encouraging little gestures with your head, like a puppy. Then run. Run for your fucking life, Terry!

Oh, and would you mind changing the subject title? Re: Crikey has sort of melted into one word in my head, and it's beginning to make me feel ill looking at it.