The most insufferably named section of the disappointment.com website

| Do you have access to headed notepaper? Do you want to send it to me, so that I can write letters to people using it? You can even tell me who to write to. Your brother, Gerard Depardieu, an ex-girlfriend, Simon Callow, anyone you like. There's two, now, because I wrote one at work. There's actually another one, but my scanner's broken. Does anyone want to give me a scanner? I'm totally skint. |

1. An Unnameable City Council
2. Burger King
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