"Fifty pounds with a condom, one hundred pounds without."|
Mary was suddenly reminded of the colossal abuse she had received as a child.|
"You're such a cunt! Such a terrible, beastly cunt!"|
"I am not going to suck that. Not even if you paid me twenty pounds cold sterling, in the hand, no questions asked. That's not going in my mouth."|Geoffrey realised grimly that he was doomed to make the same mistake, over and over again, for the rest of his life.|Yolanda's inner desires manifested themselves in a sinister little dance.|"Really good smack. Come on, man, it's really good smack."|"If you do not join my circus, you will be doomed to live a childless life."|"She'll grow up to be a little heartbreaker - if she survives my relentless rapes."|The only way she'd get into the restaurants I'd frequent would be if I was eating her!|Seeing Duncan's flapping arsehole, Dennis resigned himself to  a night of waving a flag in outer space.|"Three cheers for bankruptcy, hallucinogens, and pork!"|Society in Cardiff since the Apocalypse had reduced to its most primitive form.|Barry winced as he remembered how roughly the Alsatian had taken him.|"Oh, for sweet mercy, mother - just a <I>little</I> rape! It's not too much to ask, is it?"|No, I meant gay as in happy! What kind of sick bitch are you?|Oh, when you said Morecambe & Wise, I thought it was a warning - that more cum would be unwise... you know, perhaps their tummies were full. Oh, dear. I think I'd better leave."|"Touch me there one more time and I'm telling your mum."|You want it when???!??!|"Three cheers for litigation, organic chemistry, and henna!|Peter could only delay the relentless surge of semen by thinking of the most disgusting thing possible.|Kiss mah fat black ass!|I hate Mondays!