## specky's story unlike phil's tale of personal degradation, specky's indiscretion was a shared event, happening as it did with another gentleman in a very personal place. read on... ## warning : contains textual references to sexual things like a cock and an anus ## Spėcky i pooed in someones bed, not as spectacular as your mate though # Log Wow! # Log I've stained a sheet but never released solids. I told him it was probably coffee. He seemed to believe me. Spėcky i was squatting in his bed, he was sucking me off, and his teeth caught on my foreskin, really sharp. # Log Yowser Spėcky and because of the position i was sitting in, my bum decided to take action # Log Your arse saw offence as the best defence Spėcky a big lump shot out Spėcky mubdub # Log Did it smeeeaaar? # Log Smear # Log Smmmmeeeeeaaaaarr Spėcky well Spėcky i kinda scooped it up and threw it out of the window, i don't know which he was more upset about, the turd landed on the clear plastic corrugated conservatory roof # Log Did you pick it up going "oo! oo!" like it was on fire? Spėcky i don't remember # Log You're protecting yourself # Log You need to come to terms with this Spėcky i just remember the smell on my hands, fairy toilet soap and poo Spėcky it was a horrid place Spėcky the wash basin was full of choice pairs of briefs, from the eighties, looked like a pant soup # Log brilliant # Log Were you wearing knickers, then? # Log I can't believe I call them knickers # Log But I do Spėcky no a jockstrap Spėcky i was into those back then, but they are no good if suddenly startled # Log Didn't it just kind of slice it in half? Spėcky lol # Log I wonder if anyone else has got poo stories for me? Spėcky no i was squatting with my main valve all showing Spėcky pouting Spėcky o # Log Puckery Spėcky well ok, O Spėcky the turd on the roof looked funny from underneath # Log You hardly ever see poos from underneath. That is such a rarely commented-upon truth Spėcky there was poo on the window handle, the sill, me, him Spėcky the doorhandle of his room, the bathroom handle, the tap, the towell Spėcky it was horrid, it looked kinda like plasticine Spėcky imagine explaining that to your parents # Log It's amazing how much you can get out of one lump of bumbrown # Log "It wasn't his fault, mother - I gnawed his banjo and it just sort of happened" Specky It made a fabulous sound when it landed. Specky All that was missing was a comedy cat miaow. # Log I only liked you before. I think I love you now. Specky I buggered off in the middle of the night. I couldnt get the front door to close, so I had to leave it. # Log You left him alone in a bed full of your shit. You romantique. # back to tales of the smear

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