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UBER BOOBER RAUNCH
Baps Aplenty To The Porn Aspect Of The Joey Diamond

| IF YOU LOOK VERY CLOSELY, you will notice the nice lactating touch that sets off the bizarre cubic perm hairstyle. This can only have been after an extended misunderstanding in the boutique, with Joey bounding eagerly in and screaming "Perm! Perm!". Of course, you and every Joey-phile knows that this means "preserve my standardised retard haircut, for I am appearing in a nativity play tonight and I am Jesus because he doesn't have to talk even though I am well over 40 years old". If only Ernie were a qualified hairdresser, he might, just once, get the haircut he asked for. Joey isn't a proud man - how could he be? - and he gets his pleasure where he can, and if this sun lounger and those two young gentlemen are what makes him happy, then I am ill-equipped to judge him. Power to the guy - let's hear it for Joey! Clap clap clap. And that's not all - more DeaconPorn below!

Here is one of Joey's rare chairless appearances. This picture also demonstrates Joey's Worzel Gummidge like ability to swop heads, although when adopting his raunchiest, more glittery panted moves, you can see he has to hold it in place. This is because it has become loose. Too much head-swapping, Joey. You have abused your power, and you must pay the price. You'll get no sympathy from me.

Thanks to Barry Skinner (Worzel) and Richard Sutton (Lolo) for these undelicious pictures.