I was born in a stable, which you probably know. But did you know that several startling things happened at the same time as my birth? A domestic cat lay on some tiny worms, who were glad. Every country put its currency on the floor, and danced around it. Oppressive notions of fashion and style ended forever Because I am the son of God, I popped out really easily, and landed on my feet. Mary didn't even realise I was out until I tapped her on the shoulder and said my first words. These were "You seem like a nice young lady." Over the next thirty years, this was to become something of a catchphrase. |