Sometimes when me and my brother (he's not really my brother but he has seen my willy so he nearly is) get the Shits we take it in turns to hold a darning needle under each other to see if we can really shit through the eye of a needle. Some bits do go through (although sometimes my hands get really smelly and I get poo on the towels which makes the Carer cross.) and the bits that do go through get you a point. Sometimes I cheat and then my brother hits me and I get poo on my face. I hate him. It's much easier to shit through the eye of a needle than get a Camel through one, but I don't know what thats got to do with going to heaven. From Narfurin Sage, who winks at the Pope.