From : Terry Scott
Date : 13 March 2000
To : Jesus Christ
Subject : New Subject

Bingo again, Jesus. You're so wise, I've come over all humble. However, there is one last problem that you might be able to help me with. Just this, then I'll leave you alone. Promise.

It would appear that my son has started to indulge in hardcore drugs. He has become moody, withdrawn, and I feel as though I have no authority over him. I don't know what to do. This isn't like any scenario my long years of sitcom service have prepared me for. My neighbour tells me that my son is evil and leading his son astray, and I think he is right, as I am naturally suspicious of my offspring. And I hit them. It's what makes me a good father.

Yours,
TS