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The Fur Girl Giveth
Feargal Halligan first came to my attention by submitting lyrics to the Evil Sound of Music. Since then, I have consistently taken too long to reply to his emails, and unfailingly not followed through with my promises to go to Dublin and visit him. Still, it takes two to tango. Whatever that means.

Here is his work. Feargal; you are lovely.

| The top head represents Dirty Dancing, and the short lived dance fad, the Lambada. Joey never learned to Dance Dirtily, although he did flail somewhat whilst covered in his own food. The second head represents inner health, attained via the regular draining of your testes by an understanding nurse. The middle head represents love; the love you feel - say - for your nurse, as you excitedly grunt your coded thanks. The fourth head represents exploding heads. The bottom head represents looking both ways before crossing the road, something Joey could never do. Odd yet true - there is no documentary evidence of Joey ever looking left!