3 FEB 2003 : Throwing Sausages At David Blaine - Instalment 1 of 3
1 FEB 2004 : Begins here, with the sexiest video you ever did see.

TWELVE MONTHS OF NOTHING : If you don't count the continual additions to The Law of the Playground, which perhaps you should, you ungrateful guttersnipes. Anyway, there'll be Stoved In Baby Stories and my real life adventures with David Blaine, soon enough.

16 MAR 03 : Triangle and Square Show, Episode 2. Lie back and simply don't think a thing.

8 Mar 03 : Over at playgroundlaw.com, the dictionary is swelling so much that the once wrinkled ball-sac is now taut and ready to burst. With 1,500 entries, there's bound to be something for you.

26 FEB 03 : New Tale of the Smear : Richard's brother-in-law leaves evidence of a terrible trail of brown deeds.

17 FEB 03 : The Triangle and Square Show. They're not the original odd couple, but if there had been no preceding odd couples - given that shaky premise - then they certainly would have been! In wholesome association with Mediapill.

13 DEC 02 : The Law of the Playground has been renovated by Phil Glanville so expertly, that the professionalism has caused it to reject the rest of this website. The blustering and pretty young upstart can now be found playgroundlaw.com...

9 DEC 02 : Tales of the Smear Six and Seven : Danial's truly horrific tale takes us all the way to Scotland, and Pinkle - a girl! - tells us of an incredibly shit-packed twelve hours...

2 DEC 02 : Me Me Me : A video mail to the ex. Have you seen how happy I am? (Netscape users, thanks to something to do with mimes, will have to right click and choose Save Target or be faced with 400k of ASCII.)

13 NOV 02 : Random Acts : Tales of the Smear #5 > Another story. I really must do something else, soon.

22 OCT 02 : Random Acts : Tales of the Smear > Two more stories have been added to the list. I can personally recommend them both. And there are more to come, as soon as we synchronise on the MSN. Super.

18 OCT 02 : Random Acts : Tales of the Smear > A couple of chats on the MSN Messenger have inspired this page - tales of my friends who have shat their rings. Have you done similar? We really need to talk.

21 AUG 02 : The Book of Many Little Things > In conjunction with the spicy Mediapill meatball, and Madame Mara Goes - a jovial pamphlet that you can't read on the internet. It's fun fun fun, until daddy asks you to stop it and get out of the bathroom, because there are other people in the family you know.

09 AUG 02 : PLAYGROUND > Update. 70 more entries. And this morning, I even made the link work, so you don't have to guess the filename. Dur-brain. I may have sent you an email saying that your entries would be in the next issue. If I did, and they aren't, that's because the update was getting unreadably long. There'll be another one out soon.

08 AUG 02 : After being made rudely single, I have but one request - will you love me and make the hurting stop?