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Profile for "p******s" I want you to do something kind (25 years old) Area : England - North-East Additional Area : European Union City : Newcastle, United Kingdom (Viewed 4889 Times) Last Visit : 30 May 2002 Mail me p******s@gaydar.co.uk
About Me
I have just escaped from a long term relationship and am now looking simply for email. All kinds of email, any font you can think of. Just send me smooth, long emails (no font sizes in excess of 24 point please - I have a small monitor). I am indefatigable (jogging, windboarding, clapping) and incomplete (I lack a rib). I am underweight but strong and will not tolerate lying, perversity or combat.
What I'm looking for
Emails from happy and secure people who react well to magnesium powder. Joking! I am not a chemist but perhaps if the chemistry is right with you we will exchange emails and photographs. I have an animated gif of a rude pen.
General
I am a Single Gay Man Interested in meeting A Single Man For Email / Chat Between the ages of 18 and 99
Personal & Other Information
| Occupation : Director Height : 5' 11" (180 cm) Body Type : Average Ethnic Origins : Caucasian Hair Colour : Brown Eye Colour : Blue Attire : Casual Out : No Dick/Bust Size : Average Cut/Uncut : Uncut Body Hair : None/Little Orientation : BiSexual Role : Versatile Practise Safer Sex : Always Smoke : No Drink : Socially Drugs : Never
My Hobbies
I like reading succulent text. Remember that I prefer san-serif fonts and we will get along fine. Please don't send me pictures until I have said that it is OK. I am easily surprised.
My Favourite Things
Food | All food. FOOD!
Music | Music is love FOOD! So yes!
Author | John Le Carre, John Grisham, most Johns
Film | Godfathers one and two followed by Jaws three. Confusing!
Actor | Joe Pesci
Actress | Tina Turner
TV Show | Soaps and Thrillers
Holiday Destination | Somewhere with you!
City | Vienna
Country | St Lucia
Club | Seal!!!!!! JOKING!!!!!
Bar/Pub | Are you trying to get me drunk? Good!!!!