THERE MUST BE

1. Mrs Hawkins (tiny wee wav)

2. The Mournful Hamster (realaudio) from

I think you can help me. This page is here for a very important reason. It is my belief that there are at least fifty ways to say "Thick As Thieves". I want to prove this by collecting 50 distinguishable sounds, and finally stop people from walking up to me and saying "you must be dicking my fat ass, Log, there can only be 5 or 6 ways to say 'Thick as Thieves' - maybe 7 if you use that Cher voice trick."

The poo-pooing nay-sayers must be hushed, and for this I need your help. Here are my needs.

- Send me a .wav file of yourself saying "Thick as Thieves".
- Make the file as small as possible - 4-bit mono, pants sample rate, that sort of thing.
- Do anything to it to make it interesting.
- Ideally there will be a section for non-mammals and people who are more machine than human now, Luke.