#### The actual number of weathermen who preferred their eggs sunny side up was.....

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It was a good guess from Mr T, but you were right to go lower. And your Brucie Bonus? Well, you may bear witness to the Pesto Lipstick, and beg questions of it. Here are previous questions that have been begged of the Pesto Lipstick....

Dear PL,
I have spent my life trying to help the children. Yet, whenever I try to help a child, I always end up hurting it. Last week, I tried to save a child from a falling piano. I pushed the child into the road, where he was flipped over an Austin Metro, much like a cross between a Raggy Doll and a screaming pancake, I noted to myself at the time. What made it all the more tragic was the fact the piano turned out to be a piano shaped mote of dust in my eye. I can laugh about it now.

PL replies,
Laughter, it's the best remedy, yes?

Dear PL,
I am really thinking about writing a letter of complaint. I don't want to, but recently I've been feeling all outraged. I have already written to BBC2 with the suggestion that they should upgrade to BBC1(2), in the similar fashon to the A1 road becoming the A1(M). They did not reply. I am outraged.

PL replies,
Do we really need negative numbers? I mean, they're not real, are they? You can't have minus one tree. I propose we get rid of negative numbers and focus on the positives. We're in danger of losing sight of the woods for the trees.

On the side of the lipstick, you notice the letters "FF" are inscribed.

I have all the lipsticks | Or rather, I do not