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Hello.... a little bit too much information....

| All sent, all at once, from one person, and now I don't know who he is. In my keenness to rearrange this page and remove the dates from the picture list (because they gave away how often I updated it), I have lost his address. Plus, there used to be five pictures. Now there are three. Where are the other two? You are asking the wrong person. I long since gave up control of this website to the whims of Frontpage. My life is easier now, but Frontpage, she is a cruel mistress to the complacent, yes? A hard angry woman to have sitting in your computer. Good that she is not outside and cooking for me! Else I might choke on poisoned bone, no? I first started seeing Frontpage on a casual basis, a trial version - those were exciting days! I still remember the first time she manipulated my tables; although I had to look the other way, and whistle. We had wild and metaphorical sex - I think both of us gave ourselves utterly to it. Before I knew it, she had moved onto my hard drive, established her own folders. It began to turn sour when I noticed some hidden folders that she had been keeping from me, and when I asked her about them by typing "What are doing keeping things from me, you sick bitch?", she actually had the nerve to return the help topic "How to create a discussion group"! Like it was ME that started all this hush-hush let's-just-keep-secrets-shall-we? Like it's ME that needs help? Well, I'm not taking it any more. I am going to install Dreamweaver. I probably won't use it; I'll just leave it open in the background, you know, to keep Frontpage on her toes. I know it's childish, but as I said, I didn't start it, she did, the smelly executable.